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Song Parodies -> "He Who Smelt Dealt--It’s True"

Original Song Title:

"I Put a Spell on You"

Original Performer:

Screamin' Jay Hawkins

Parody Song Title:

"He Who Smelt Dealt--It’s True"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

He who smelt, dealt--it’s true,
Most of the time.
If someone pops one next to you,
He’ll be cryin’,
“Who did that?!”. . . lyin’.

You’ll note: he can stand it,
And he stands his ground--
Ain’t bothered a damn bit,
But he pretends, and thus this sound:
“Who is the feller who
Smells like a swine,
Some swine?!”

It’s a ruse
That he’ll use,
Accuse youse
For the “euws!” that abound
As it hangs there
Then wafts around.

But clearly:
Who smelt it dealt this bou-
quet for the rhin.

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Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 6

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2Eagle - April 03, 2009 - Report this comment
Good fragrant fuzzy.
Jim Rotondo - April 03, 2009 - Report this comment
Loved it John, being a HandFartist I have a weakness for these themes. And why does a fart stink? For the benefit of those who didn't hear it...and so deaf people may enjoy them too!
Mark Scotti - April 03, 2009 - Report this comment
I'm smellin' fives...
Andy Primus - April 03, 2009 - Report this comment
Loved it - very funny
adagio - April 04, 2009 - Report this comment
Now that's funny! Nothing like a fart parody to make me smile, maybe *gasp*. lol 5's
alvin - April 04, 2009 - Report this comment
indeed....the rat is the first to smell his own cheese

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