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Song Parodies -> "Fools Spout"

Original Song Title:

"School's Out"

Original Performer:

Alice Cooper

Parody Song Title:

"Fools Spout"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

Well, we got no choice, no cause to rejoice.
Eyes with tears are moist, ’cause we got no voice.
These ghastly prostitutes just out for swag.
Dross from the chute, they make us gag.
Fools spout pure bunkum, fools spout a dreck surge.
Fools in/on thrones in D.C.

Gross their stench is, gross their look,
Gross, these feces; turdy crooks, yech!!

Hell-sent from the ass of the Darkness Prince, their pal,
so they got a shitter scent—
that is, they’ve the stink of a turd that rimes.

Stool-spouted bum purge. . .Lucifer’s rectum.
Stools, these bloated feces.

Gross their stench is, gross their look.
Flow-to-D.C. turdy crooks, yech!!

Spouted bum purge from the fallen
angel, whose dump appalls.

Stools spout then wreck the U.S., this dump surge.
Stools spout, the feces loo town is D.C.

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Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 2

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harry - February 14, 2020 - Report this comment
Lucifer's rectum. Quite imaginative. 5s.
Dylan Baranski - February 14, 2020 - Report this comment
I remember when I did a parody of the OS about "The Rockford Files". That aside, here's 555 gallons of bleach to clean up that whole mess.

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