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Song Parodies -> "Lawyer Grubs for Money"

Original Song Title:

"Lawyers, Guns, and Money"

Original Performer:

Warren Zevon

Parody Song Title:

"Lawyer Grubs for Money"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

A siren I am tailin’,
because that’s what I do.
I go where they go,
hoping for a moolah coup.

Ambulance is what I’m after—
to where someone’s been hit.
A lawyer grubbin’ money—
it’s true, and I am it, yeah!

I’m a judicial grandstander
and sometimes push my luck,
especially when on a hard case.
I have got courtroom pluck…
I call the judge “corrupt.”
He screams, “Shut the f**k up!”

I bide time in the hoosegow,
’cause the judge is no fan
of lawyers grubbin’ money…
thirty days in the can.

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