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Song Parodies -> "Some Sex-Chatting Evening"

Original Song Title:

"Some Enchanted Evening"

Original Performer:

Perry Como

Parody Song Title:

"Some Sex-Chatting Evening"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

Some sex-chatting evening,
You may find a stranger,
You may find a stranger
In a crowded chat room.
Someone you don't know. . .
Could be gal or man.
But you do not care,
You will chat again and again.

Some sex-chatting evening,
Someone may be jacking
Into the Net, whacking
To words in the chat room.
And byte after byte,
The packets, they stream.
The pound of the hacker
Begins as he dreams.

(Using sex-feign bits,
She talks like a guy.
Foolin' and teasin'--
Nom de Net is "Ty.")

Some sex-chatting evening,
As you search for true love
You find one who'll call you,
But her baritone booms.
You try to decide,
While holding the phone:
She could be your wife,
But she might have a bone.

You meet and mount her,
Learn why her name's Joe.

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Pacing: 4.6
How Funny: 4.0
Overall Rating: 4.2

Total Votes: 5

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Johnny D - March 01, 2005 - Report this comment
WhatWhatFreaks? HAHAHAHAHAHA 5'S
Adagio - March 02, 2005 - Report this comment
Some Comfuzzled Person...hehehe.
TJC - March 02, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks! It looks like we both had relatively few ardent admirers on this one! And, oh yeah, and for some sick reason the 'pound of the hacker' line really appeals to me ! I also liked the way you deftly sneaked that technical jargon into such an 'emotion' oriented song...
alvin rhodes - March 02, 2005 - Report this comment
disturbingly enchanting...5s
osama - February 20, 2006 - Report this comment
fucl all

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