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Song Parodies -> "Wokkin' a Heavy Boar"

Original Song Title:

"Kockin' on Heaven's Door"

Original Performer:

Bob Dylan

Parody Song Title:

"Wokkin' a Heavy Boar"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

Mama, it's a badger that I see
Stewin' in the Thermador.
The burner sparks, and from my parked Chevy.
I pull the pig through the big Chevy's door.

Walk, walk, walk from the Chevy's door;
Hog, hog, hog heft through heavy door;
Walk, walk, walk to the Thermador;
Wok, wok, wokkin' a heavy boar.

Mama, with my gun I shot down
Huge hog. . .dropped on the forest floor--
Mammoth mound on ground, many pounds.
I squeal as I slog with this heavy boar.

Jogged hog-hobbled to Chey's door;
Plopped shot hog on the Chevy's floor.
Wok, wok, wokking a heavy boar;
Shot-hot gobblin'; grog--hefty pour.

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Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 6

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John Barry - August 22, 2007 - Report this comment
Last line should be "Shot-hog gobblin'. . . ."
AFW - August 22, 2007 - Report this comment
The title alone conjures up a very funny image, and the read does not let the reader down...very descriptive
Jack Wilson - August 22, 2007 - Report this comment
I cant decide whats funnier,the title, parody,or the typo in the OS name LOL, 5s
alvin - August 22, 2007 - Report this comment
nice job on an OS that doesn't give one much to work with
Tommy Turtle - August 22, 2007 - Report this comment
What alvin and Jack said. Imaginative switch on inane OS.
John Barry - August 22, 2007 - Report this comment
Thanks, AFW, Jack (typo day for me), Alvin, Tommy.
MrMacphisto - August 22, 2007 - Report this comment
The Thermador part somehow made me think of the word "matador". Good stuff... 5-5-5
TJc - August 22, 2007 - Report this comment
Everything you write is las tight as a 500 word (minimum) haiku!

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