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Song Parodies -> "I Saw Mommy Kissing Mrs. Claus"
Original Song Title:
"I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus"
Original Performer:
Jimmy Boyd
Parody Song Title:
"I Saw Mommy Kissing Mrs. Claus"
Parody Written by:
John A. Barry
The Lyrics
I saw mommy kissing Mrs. Claus
Underneath her lingerie last night.
She would call me a “creep”
If she’s aware that I peep—
So, much closer I snuck up,
Ogled wool that’s not on sheep.
Then I saw mommy tickle Mrs. Claus
Underneath the sheerness of her slight
Attire; after that I gasped when
She acted then just like men:
Mommy diddled Mrs. Claus’ lap site.
Underneath her lingerie last night.
She would call me a “creep”
If she’s aware that I peep—
So, much closer I snuck up,
Ogled wool that’s not on sheep.
Then I saw mommy tickle Mrs. Claus
Underneath the sheerness of her slight
Attire; after that I gasped when
She acted then just like men:
Mommy diddled Mrs. Claus’ lap site.
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Could've been worse, she could've had, uh, incriminating Claus-marks on her back. Come to think of it, do we really WANT to know how Rudolph got that red nose?
LOL!!! That line about the wool was off the hook!
Last line about "Mrs. Claus' lap site" is quite creative.
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