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Song Parodies -> "Suckers Grifted, a Pay-Take"

Original Song Title:

"What a Difference a Day Made"

Original Performer:

Dinah Washington

Parody Song Title:

"Suckers Grifted, a Pay-Take"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

F**king grifter’s a pay-take;
tells you, sure, he will shower
you with money in hours…
resonates in your brain.

You think, “What a true deal!”…
don’t know it can’t be too real.
Result will cause you to squeal,
when you learn in due time:

The latest victim of pay-take—
you’ve been played and moan, “Poor me!”
It is an endless story.
There will always be grifts.
Off you’ve just kissed
your gelt—he got you,
but with scamming he’s not through.

A grifting replay takes place.
Damn! you’re grifted anew.

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Pacing: 5.0
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Total Votes: 14

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