No one cheats you, and everyone is your friend,
So just relax your mind, and don't go 'round the bend.
Cool it and, wow, your high stress you'll spurn,
Then you will no be an avowed freak for control.
And inspired, you'll have more soul
Forget about the bling and the "ka-ching,"
Just close your eyes and forget everything.
Let go-o-o.

Armenia, an empyrean,
Sky high, where there's a bluish hue.
Armenia--it's cerulean,
Sky high, up where the hue is blue.
Relaxation imparted;
Your cares will have departed.
Sky high, up here you can just let go.
Armenia--up here you won't blow,
Sky high, your top; just go with the flow.

If you're angry and sad--that is, you're feeling blue,
Change blue hue for one that you won't hew to and rue.
Up here there's no need to slam a door;
Go with the flow and blow away thoughts that are wrong.
Up here, no one has pit pong;
You won't need your Dial or Irish Spring;
No jokes here warning about soap bending. No-o-o-o.

Armenia, an empyrean,
Sky high, where the hue is deep blue.
Armenia--it's cerulean,
Sky high, where there's a bird's eye view.
Relaxation is started;
No rank air when you've farted--
Sky high, up here you can let 'em go;
Armenia--up here you can blow,
Sky high, a POP! and no one will know.
Armenia--you'll enjoy your stay,
High, high, in a land like Never.
Armenia. . .what I mean to say,
My, my: Disney's, not molester's!

Armenia, have a beer and then. . .
High, high--get a buzz from free brew.
Armenia--have a leer and then,
Eye-eye, where there's a bird's thigh view.
Redactation has started
Of lines about limbs parted.
Thigh-thigh subject matter's a no-no.
A mensch, be a--don't let thoughts sink low,
Fie, fie to lechery do not go.