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Song Parodies -> "Scummy Jack Graft"
Original Song Title:
"Jumpin' Jack Flash"
Original Performer:
Rolling Stones
Parody Song Title:
"Scummy Jack Graft"
Parody Written by:
John A. Barry
The Lyrics
Caught him!
He's got whores and he's gonna spill their names.
He's been cowed and he's through with all his games.
Now he'll do time and others will crash--
He and his slime, he's scummy Jack graft,
Doled out cash, cash, cash.
He raised millions and doled it out to hacks.
He's a stool pigeon; cat's out of the bag.
Now he'll do time and others will crash--
He and his slime, he's scummy Jack graft,
Doled out cash, cash, cash.
He's been found out and so to save his head.
He'll expound about the pig-dogs he fed.
Several clowns on The Hill now sh*t the bed,
Delay, Ney
He'll bring down worthless shites, both blue and red,
Come what may.
Now he'll do time and others will crash--
He and his slime, he's scummy Jack graft,
Doled out cash, cash, cash.
Scummy Jack graft, doled out cash,
Money backlash—'ho's took cash
Scummy Jack's *ssholes got cash. . . .
He's got whores and he's gonna spill their names.
He's been cowed and he's through with all his games.
Now he'll do time and others will crash--
He and his slime, he's scummy Jack graft,
Doled out cash, cash, cash.
He raised millions and doled it out to hacks.
He's a stool pigeon; cat's out of the bag.
Now he'll do time and others will crash--
He and his slime, he's scummy Jack graft,
Doled out cash, cash, cash.
He's been found out and so to save his head.
He'll expound about the pig-dogs he fed.
Several clowns on The Hill now sh*t the bed,
Delay, Ney
He'll bring down worthless shites, both blue and red,
Come what may.
Now he'll do time and others will crash--
He and his slime, he's scummy Jack graft,
Doled out cash, cash, cash.
Scummy Jack graft, doled out cash,
Money backlash—'ho's took cash
Scummy Jack's *ssholes got cash. . . .
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"scummy" was yummy
Haven't heard this song in awhile, but I think it's ammusing.
Apparently I need to watch the news/read the papers more because I haven't heard of Jack Graft. What scandal is this guy involved in?
Yessss! We got him! The law nailed him, and you nailed the song! Let's see if anyone can turn Steve Miller's "Abracadabra" into a Jack Abramoff song.
Thanks, Alvin, Stephen, Michael. Red Ant, as MP noted, "Jack graft" is Jack Abramoff, who's just pleaded guilty to several felony counts involving bribery, influence peddling. . .in other words, "lobbying." He's done a plea deal and is reportedly going to name names
Ah, okay. Thanks for the info, I'll add my 5s now. Also, outstanding job on the 3rd verse with the internal rhymes.
good work..fives
Another brilliant jab from JAB! 5s
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