It’s wasted, but it’s free, poor done-in teddy bear.
It got slain and hit the deck, and now it’s road-kill fare.
But it is free (gets it for free),
poor shredded bear.

It must have been careless drivin’
caused the bear to be snuffed.
Now it’ll be great for fryin’—
better than gutting and having it stuffed.

Guy just wants to eat cooked shredded bear.
It got slain and hit the deck…good eatin’ when it’s rare.
Bet it’s tasty (oh so tasty),
cooked shredded bear.

Tasty fricassee, composed of tender bites.
Cut off is all that bear hair
to make a rug, alright!
Or it could be (yes, it could be)
a vest he’ll wear.

Sure hope that it wasn’t writhin’
long before it was snuffed.
Now it’ll be great for fryin’,
though likely by PETA he’ll be rebuffed.

Bob just wants to eat more shredded bear.
Ain’t too sane say docs who check; his feet are often bare
and walk in pee (WC) when he’s in air.
His naked feet are walking fleet through restroom fare.
Guy suffered brain feast…needs head repair.