Edenic world, it is implodin',
Shyness scared off, serpent goadin'.
Comportment makes God ill, yes he's been notin'
That eaten apple core, yet no one'd let a goat in.
So as the chief law-giver, he'll soon be emotin'.

So he yells, screams
Over and over and over again: "Amend
Your ways and leave
Because of Eve's pome seduction!"

An apple one day keeps these defrockeds away--
Garden of eatin' means that they can't stay.
So out they're bein' pushed; he sends them off to play.
He says Adam's a knave, naught more than Eve's sex slave.
She takes a look at this boy,
Sees that he's a bare boy.

And then, swelled, he
O's her and O's her and O's her again--ah, men!
They had to leave
Because of Eve's pome seduction.

Now their blood's so hot, they seek cohabitation.
Now they they've split, they'll get around to matin'.
Impetuous youth, they're into fornication--
Hands full of seminals means passion inflation
To starch up the bone for interpolation.
When humans have sex, that's God perturbation,
Unless, of course, the goal is procreation.

And then, swelled, she
Ovumed once and then she ovumed again--two men.
She twice conceived,
She's the Eve of reproduction.

After they did mate, out came from her vagina
Abel, kid sedate, but also Cain the whiner.
Eve from Adam cleaved--made the human race.
Each kid is reared, keeps up the lurching pace,
Mounting population. . .running out of space.
But tax returns don't yet stare them in the face;
Then bureaucrats are born, put systems in place--
They can tax your labor, with no period of grace.

It's 4/14, over and over and over and over again I've spent
More than I received,
Now it's the eve of deductions.
Each year, how I grieve--
They seize my means of production.
Fill out sheaves and sheaves. . .
Try to deceive for reduction.