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Song Parodies -> "Tuck Me"

Original Song Title:

"Touch Me"

Original Performer:

The Doors

Parody Song Title:

"Tuck Me"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

Come on, come on come on, tuck me, doctor.
Can't you see that my skin's getting frayed?
What was that jaw-miss that you made?
But please, don't leave my face beet-red
Was that Joan Rivers that you made?

I'm gonna tell you, a French word for skin is "chair."
Sounds like you-know-who. . .
Too tight, eyes; cheekbones too high; looks mummified.

[repeat first verse]

Melanie Griffith now has got a bloated pair
Of lips. That's you, too.
Butchered stars--I think I'll find another guy.

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Agrimorfee - October 24, 2005 - Report this comment
What was you smokin?

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