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Song Parodies -> "Dear Leader"

Original Song Title:

"Dear Landlord"

Original Performer:

Bob Dylan

Parody Song Title:

"Dear Leader"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

Dear Leader,
Your subjects couldn’t feed pieholes.
Their burden was heavy
Under you, a heavy troll,
’cause to you and your cohorts
They had to give all they had to give.
And now they are forced to grieve or else
It’s quite likely that they will no longer live.

Dear Leader,
You son’s a pudgy putz who’s weak.
Though like you, he does suck,
But perhaps not as much of a freak.
Is he just shy, or is he a retard?
He might be thrown under a truck,
But there’s a chance that he’ll be propped up
By the Army. What will be the fat boy’s luck?

Dear Leader,
We’ll no more see your face.
Were you snuffed out by ague,
And just who is gonna take your ugly place?
Each of your crew has its own special grift
That they can put to work without you.
And you are now in a hole under the
Barren ground where not a thing grew.

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Rob Arndt - December 20, 2011 - Report this comment
555!!! I don't see how the N Korean military can support a young 28 yr old who was in Switzerland and embracing Western culture and materialism in a nation of aggressive Communism devoid of basic human rights. He represents the enemies of the former regime. He only has 2 years of solid experience with that dynasty before his father died. He is an unlikely leader and yet for now publically the military IS supporting him as the new leader (propaganda machine and Secret Police working overtime). N Korea is so unpredictable- a remaining enigma to the Chinese and West who have tried in vain to get accurate Intel on the nation.
UnKnownVo - December 20, 2011 - Report this comment
. . .Caution: definitely a land o'yellow trolls . . .

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