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Song Parodies -> "Corn Booze--Great!"

Original Song Title:

"Born Too Late"

Original Performer:

Poni-Tails

Parody Song Title:

"Corn Booze--Great!"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

Corn booze--great! Such as potent whiskey
On which I sip then swig until I sate.
Dry? Why? That corn booze--great!

Corn booze--great! Though rye is fine. It too I love;
Redeye I'll try. Inebriate. . .
Never scorn booze, mate.

I can't see through the tumbler. . .
The drink's opacity.
I swig to get vision through. . .
That vitreous vessel is free.

Then I'm drunk.

Morn till late, give me dog hair,
A shot of SKY,
Anything to intoxicate,
Keep me high morn till late.

Corn booze--great, but I don't care
As long as my
State is one of inebriate.
So, if it's corn booze, gree-ea-ea-eat,
As long as morn till late. . .

Boozed state.

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alvin - April 10, 2008 - Report this comment
its corny...its boozy...its great
UnKnownVo - April 10, 2008 - Report this comment
~Captain RedEye Barrow~, bending your arm again, Sir?

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