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Song Parodies -> "Where The Joints Are"

Original Song Title:

"Where the Boys Are"

Original Performer:

Connie Francis

Parody Song Title:

"Where The Joints Are"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

Where the joint are,
guy’s in misery.
Grimacing face
in every place
he walks, oh so painfully.

There is joint harm
at, e.g., L3
and running down to where is found
SI that’s acting achingly.

Guy is grouchy when he’s with people;
his manner’s saturnine.
At night, guy dozes but only sleeps till
he wakes from sagging spine.

Guy controls the
pain haphazardly
With some joint “balm,”
not anoint “balm”…
opioid “balm”
guy takes frequently.

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Voting Results

Pacing: 4.7
How Funny: 4.7
Overall Rating: 4.7

Total Votes: 3

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2Eagle - August 04, 2021 - Report this comment
You must have arthritis if you are old enough to remember this song. I had other joints in mind - such as the infamous Tin Horn Flats.
Michael Pacholek - August 04, 2021 - Report this comment
Alas, I know all too well.

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