You say it’s your burpday;
it’s my burpday too (burp!)
Make way on our burpday
after we’ve had a good dine.
B-flat on my burpday
blasty burpday, we two.

No, we will not be a barfy party. . .
not go as far as a barfy party. . .
will not go as far as barfy hearty.

There will not be a splat (burpday)
we will have none of that (burpday),
there’s no splatter eclat. . .
burp—nay, splat.

A fat chance there’ll be a splat (burpday),
’cause that ain’t where it’s at (burpday). . .
kind of like a mouth blat,
burpday blat.

Make way for our burpday. . .
bellow on burpday too (burp!)
We’ll blast out a burpday
after we’ve had a good dine.
Outgas on our burpday
Rapid burp bursts to you.