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Song Parodies -> "I'll Join the Sell-Off Crew"
Original Song Title:
"I Put a Spell on You"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Screamin' Jay Hawkins
Parody Song Title:
"I'll Join the Sell-Off Crew"
Parody Written by:
John A. Barry
The Lyrics
I'll join the sell-off crew. . .
Just get in line.
I lost all on stock of WaMu.
It was blighted. . .
I's not "short"sighted.
Oh, no! Then that Goldman Sachs crap,
It came crashing down.
Wish I hadn't had that.
I'll dump all that's left 'fore the next round.
I'm gonna sell off, dude,
Sell low, buy high,
Oh my!
Buy WaMu,
Bye, WaMu,
Lehman too,
Bank stocks--doo, as from cows
I'll dump my shares
While they are in free-
Fall--that's my vow.
I'll clear out.
I'm gonna sell a slew--
Like '29.
Just get in line.
I lost all on stock of WaMu.
It was blighted. . .
I's not "short"sighted.
Oh, no! Then that Goldman Sachs crap,
It came crashing down.
Wish I hadn't had that.
I'll dump all that's left 'fore the next round.
I'm gonna sell off, dude,
Sell low, buy high,
Oh my!
Buy WaMu,
Bye, WaMu,
Lehman too,
Bank stocks--doo, as from cows
I'll dump my shares
While they are in free-
Fall--that's my vow.
I'll clear out.
I'm gonna sell a slew--
Like '29.
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clever title switch...in 1929 there were a few who joined the "sail off" crew
Thanks, Alvin. That should have been my last line.
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