Are you slurping those fish and chips?
Are you slurping those fish and chips?

Slurping down deep-fried boned sole and chips,
Slurping down deep-fried boned sole and chips.

Say "goodbye" to tryin' wine.
Get malty homebrew or some badass moonshine,
Get malty homebrew
Or some badass moonshine (moonshine)
Boned sole, boned sole.

Slurping down deep-fried boned sole and chips
Slurping down deep-fried boned sole and chips

Grain and sun yield beer and gin,
Which go with fried spuds and sole, so let's dig in!

Made an onion "blossom" (ate that onion blossom)
And then it made you sick (it made you sick)
It made your gut bust, spray what you degust
Won't be no more slurpin' of fried golden crusts.

Slurpin' down Pepto--you're oh so sick
You feel like you're dyin' and whine
Retch, yellow, runny, spat up with the moonshine
Retch, yellow, runny, spat up with the food fried:
Spuds fried, boned sole: out hole;
In hole: Pepto