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Song Parodies -> "Slimy Whore-Forged District"
Original Song Title:
"I'll Be Home for Christmas"
Original Performer:
Traditional
Parody Song Title:
"Slimy Whore-Forged District"
Parody Written by:
John A. Barry
The Lyrics
These thieves left and right
Nearly no one loves,
Just their weasly sleazy pimp crew.
We all know they’re gross hogs
At the trough of swag. . .
What can we do?
[alt first verse]
I’m dreaming tonight
Of a place I love
That’s sarcasm times a trillion—two!!
What is so—it’s a cauche-mar*
’bout glom-most-swag
Vile hoggish crew.
Crime-spree, whore-forged district:
Euw! It’s called D.C.
Lots of dough and grifts to go
’round. . .felons running free.
District C is slimy,
Seamy, and it teems
With these whores; restrictions
On them are in your dreams!
District C is slimy,
With two greasy teams
Of sleaze whores whose business
Is croak the U.S. dream,
Your hole in rear to ream.
*nightmare
Nearly no one loves,
Just their weasly sleazy pimp crew.
We all know they’re gross hogs
At the trough of swag. . .
What can we do?
[alt first verse]
I’m dreaming tonight
Of a place I love
That’s sarcasm times a trillion—two!!
What is so—it’s a cauche-mar*
’bout glom-most-swag
Vile hoggish crew.
Crime-spree, whore-forged district:
Euw! It’s called D.C.
Lots of dough and grifts to go
’round. . .felons running free.
District C is slimy,
Seamy, and it teems
With these whores; restrictions
On them are in your dreams!
District C is slimy,
With two greasy teams
Of sleaze whores whose business
Is croak the U.S. dream,
Your hole in rear to ream.
*nightmare
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