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Song Parodies -> "The NFL Kills Dudes"

Original Song Title:

"I Put a Spell on You"

Original Performer:

Screamin' Jay Hawkins

Parody Song Title:

"The NFL Kills Dudes"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

The NFL kills dudes
over some time
with steroids, opiates, not ’ludes.
Then they’re dyin’
from head hits, dyin’.
It’s CTE Land there
on the gridded ground.
Each game they get slammed there,
then get speed to bring ’em back around.
The NFL kills dudes
one at a time,
big time.

Get hit, dudes;
get sacked, dudes;
black out, dudes;
get smacked, dudes
who’re brought down.
From Pats to Bears—
constant injuries.
Later it’s found:
Most don’t get well; these dudes
shorten their time.

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Random Passer-by - December 26, 2018 - Report this comment
I guess this explains SJH's baffling opposition to integration in the NFL and in college football. He was just a man ahead of his time
Michael Pacholek - December 26, 2018 - Report this comment
Sad but true.

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