Bacon love, I've bacon love.
I eat you, oh how I eat you.
But all you do is feed me fat,
Clog my heart like butter pats.
Eatin' you I know is wrong,
But still I'm singin' my swine song.

Bacon love, I've bacon love.
Find bliss in the pig skin, yeah!
Each day I'm wakin' up
To have some chitlins and some bacon sup.
Don't throw drippings away,
I'll use 'em for a lard soufflé.
Eat ya, eat ya!
Bacon love, oooh, bacon love!

Bacon love, I've bacon love.
I separate some eggs for grub.
I should eat whole-grain food,
But for sat. fat I'm in the mood.
I inhale it 'fore it's chewed.
I've got to feed.

Eat it cold? Nah!
Hot bacon I love.
Warm in microwave or ove'.
Don't throw drippings away,
Save for another day.
I'm happy on a sloppin' spree;
I feed those pigs so they will feed me.
I've love, I've bacon love.

I eat you, oh how I eat you.
Why you doom me like you do,
Rashers fried aren't good for you,
Yet I love deep-fried food

Bacon, bacon, oooh, it is hurtin' me,
It is hurtin' me.
I should throw it away;
I might thrombose today.