-> "Our Guy"
Original Song Title:
"My Guy" (MP3)
Parody Song Title:
Nothing we can say
Can keep smack at bay from Karzais.
Nothing we can do
Stops the schmuck who screws us, Karzai.
Yet we stick to our guy
’cause there is nothing better
’mongst birds of a feather
Who shtik together.
Although he’s a crook at heart,
We won’t be torn apart from our guy.
Nothing we can do
Can stop his brother. . .dude’s a Karzai.
Many drugs folks buy
Are shipped here by this guy, A.* Karzai.
Our guy Karzai’s a perp sans honor,
An unfaithful, scamming conner.
You’d best be believing
That’s he’s a deceiving harm guy.
In the graftin’ and the swindlin’, guy’s the godpop,
Slimy griftin’ twist; sibling creep. . .poppy crop.
On Ham’s grafting-craft pate, a fleecy hat.
He’s a fleecing chic desert rat.
His drug-making clan
Loves their main man, who’s our guy.
A damn disgrace
Is that we will not face down Karzai.
He makes us bleed; we’re cruisin’ for
A bruisin’; things are lookin’ ’namy, like yore,
Yet with this hat we stay;
We just won’t turn away from our guy.
A knucklehead man
First made the plans with our guy.
A ’nam disgrace,
That we’re still in this place with Karzai.
This snake we feed. . .a losing war,
And then it turns out he’s a Tali-ban whore,
Yet with this scam we stay,
Sleep with this turd and pay off our guy.
He scams us every day,
But good paper we pay to our guy.
He scams us every day;
No-good snake we still pay; he’s our buy.
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