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Song Parodies -> "Our Guy"

Original Song Title:

"My Guy"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Mary Wells

Parody Song Title:

"Our Guy"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

Nothing we can say
Can keep smack at bay from Karzais.
Nothing we can do
Stops the schmuck who screws us, Karzai.

Yet we stick to our guy
’cause there is nothing better
’mongst birds of a feather
Who shtik together.
Although he’s a crook at heart,
We won’t be torn apart from our guy.

Nothing we can do
Can stop his brother. . .dude’s a Karzai.
Many drugs folks buy
Are shipped here by this guy, A.* Karzai.

Our guy Karzai’s a perp sans honor,
An unfaithful, scamming conner.
You’d best be believing
That’s he’s a deceiving harm guy.

In the graftin’ and the swindlin’, guy’s the godpop,
Slimy griftin’ twist; sibling creep. . .poppy crop.
On Ham’s grafting-craft pate, a fleecy hat.
He’s a fleecing chic desert rat.

His drug-making clan
Loves their main man, who’s our guy.
A damn disgrace
Is that we will not face down Karzai.

He makes us bleed; we’re cruisin’ for
A bruisin’; things are lookin’ ’namy, like yore,
Yet with this hat we stay;
We just won’t turn away from our guy.

A knucklehead man
First made the plans with our guy.
A ’nam disgrace,
That we’re still in this place with Karzai.

This snake we feed. . .a losing war,
And then it turns out he’s a Tali-ban whore,
Yet with this scam we stay,
Sleep with this turd and pay off our guy.

He scams us every day,
But good paper we pay to our guy.
(Tali’ ’ho’)
He scams us every day;
No-good snake we still pay; he’s our buy.


*Ahmed

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Old Man Ribber - April 08, 2010 - Report this comment
Karzai can make a person positively nostalgic for Nguyen Cao Ky. Does he think he'll even keep his head when jihadists rule Afghanistan? ;D
Warren Baker - April 08, 2010 - Report this comment
Nice and sharp! Loved it.
Patrick - April 08, 2010 - Report this comment
Obama's next line should be "Not one more American life for your pest hole of a country". We have a long border to protect right here at home. OMR, I said the same thing when I heard the news: the Taliban will waste him in a Kabul minute.
noDesertDiva - April 08, 2010 - Report this comment
well said, Pirate Jean de GranGland, Lord Rope-A-Pope, Le Marquis de Milpitas ! I so admit that it is quite amazing that Mr K still remains among the living in that part of the world, no easy task, sir ! ~Stayin' aLiiiive~
John Barry - April 08, 2010 - Report this comment
OMR: Ky--now there's a name from the past! Karzai is such a treacherous bastard that he's probably used US dollars to buy the allegiance of the equally treacherous tribes and the TB in that treacherous part of the world. Ain't we learned nothing from the Brits and the Soviets?!

Warren: Thanks!

Patrick: I wouldn't shed a tear.

Diva: Buyin' his life, buyin' the election.
Phil N - April 08, 2010 - Report this comment
Good parody
Timmy1000 - April 08, 2010 - Report this comment
Why do we back him - trying to play both sides of the fence. Great write.

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