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Song Parodies -> "An End in French World"

Original Song Title:

"The End of the World"

Original Performer:

Skeeter Davis

Parody Song Title:

"An End in French World"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

Thighs come undone from my prying,
Pie do I see—bush galore.
Don’t you know, it’s the bend of a girl
That opens up love’s mammy door.

Bush in a bird gets me swinging,
Bushing, my part set for love,
Don’t you know, it’s the bend of a girl—
That bend allows a loving shove.

My stake’s up from its mooring, and no wonder:
That tressèd thing is shaved of its fuzz.
I’m not undermanned with my knobbed plunger gland;
It’s rife with life, and that’s because. . . .

Plying my part, but not beating,
Writhing in licentious grind.
Don’t you know, it’s the bend of a girl—
I’m met with four*-in furry pie.

Plying my part, but not beating,
Writhing in time-honored grind.
Don’t you know, it’s an end in French world—
I metaphorically die.


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Pacing: 5.0
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Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 4

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< ! ! ! > - August 25, 2009 - Report this comment
Ohhh please surrender . . . ~ Sir Bend Her ~
Thomas Tortue - August 25, 2009 - Report this comment
What a way to go! :)
Superb syllable-matching - a veritable textbook, in fact. Did the aliens finally return the real John A. Barry? (Did they anally probe you? Will they destroy us, or merely enslave us? ... oh, wait, we're already enslaved.) Can't vote 69-69-69, so settle for cinq, cinq, cinq -- as deeply as you can :)
Fiddlegirl - August 25, 2009 - Report this comment
Poetic licentiousness
john - August 25, 2009 - Report this comment
Thanks, !!!, Thomas, Fiddlegirl.

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