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Song Parodies -> "Hits: They’re Dumbed Down Dudes Who Play"
Original Song Title:
"Mr. Touchdown USA"
Original Performer:
Traditional
Parody Song Title:
"Hits: They’re Dumbed Down Dudes Who Play"
Parody Written by:
John A. Barry
The Lyrics
They used to call him Mr. Touchdown,
but now it’s Mr CTE.
See him slump after bean blows;
he’s tripped and he’s mauled, then noodle down slows.
Don’t fit today, not “Mr. Touchdown”;
he needs that new soubriquet.
All of those hits, every year
gonna make his thoughts unclear.
It’s synapse shutdown, dues who play.
but now it’s Mr CTE.
See him slump after bean blows;
he’s tripped and he’s mauled, then noodle down slows.
Don’t fit today, not “Mr. Touchdown”;
he needs that new soubriquet.
All of those hits, every year
gonna make his thoughts unclear.
It’s synapse shutdown, dues who play.
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