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Song Parodies -> "The Reign of Pain"

Original Song Title:

"The Reign in Spain"

Original Performer:

My Fair Lady soundtrack

Parody Song Title:

"The Reign of Pain"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

Poor Put’-pronged citizens
poor Put’-wronged citizens. Had their day. . .
enslaved today, those poor Put’-ponged citizens.
There’s a pong from the East:
it’s the crowd smells of bear dung
sent in by KGBeast—
the country is stung. Poor proctol’d citizens,
poor pummeled citizens. Putin plots; he’s got the hots
for Ukraine to win again. Comin’ in, goosesteppin’,
puttin’ on the bite.
Loves mayhem; that’s way him. . .shiv Ukraine citizens,
give Ukraine citizens anarchy
up until he will blitz Ukraine citizens.

Craven guy, Stoli-tight. Routing, routing is this bane.
Craven guy, gross-chest sight,
and he has no mane.

The reign of pain’s the bane of the Ukraine.
Like Georgia, they may get it; like Georgia, get hit!

Now, once again, where is that pain?
In Ukraine, in Ukraine.
And who is the awful bane?
“No mane,” that’s plain.

The pain’s Ukraine’s, caused plainly by the bane.
The pain’s Ukraine’s, caused by the no-mane bane.
He’ll harm you, harass you, and hang you—
hurting-bane hellhound hassler.

Unkind he was to go in.

Now once again, who is the bane?
The no-mane in Ukraine.

And where might he blast and pain?
Ukraine, Ukraine.

The reign of pain’s the bane of the Ukraine.
The pain’s Ukraine’s, caused plainly by the bane.

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Leo - March 10, 2014 - Report this comment
Good effort, but needs some work. The words could be made to fit a bit better to the rhythm of the OS; also you might want to consider identifying the intro as such (or possibly eliminate it altogether), since only musical theater geeks know it, and most others will make the mistake of trying to fit those words to the main chorus that everyone knows get totally thrown off at the outset.
John Barry - March 10, 2014 - Report this comment
I agree with the part of your comment about theater geeks. . .good point.
Leough - March 23, 2014 - Report this comment
555 - Just so there's no confusion, whoever posted above as Leo was not me.

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