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Song Parodies -> "He's Whipping Up Scary 'Brisket'"

Original Song Title:

"We Wish You a Merry Christmas"

Original Performer:

Traditional

Parody Song Title:

"He's Whipping Up Scary 'Brisket'"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

He's whipping up scary "brisket,"
This 'whipped in-law married sis, gets
His wish to prepare a "brisket"
Made of hands, feet, and ears.

You bite in and think, this food's like my kin.
You bite in this "brisket" and a hand cleaved appears.

The ring from your sister's wedding,
The finger from which it's shedding
Are things that you now are dreading
In this cut that's not steer.

The toes are a little well done,
The nose is a vittle well shunned
You toast to your sibling, well once,
And think, wish she were here.

What's dished up is scarcely brisket,
You fish out the hairy ringlets,
Your sister is scarcely brisket--
Though not bad, she, with beer.

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Michael Pacholek - December 07, 2006 - Report this comment
I was sure this was gonna be a Hannibal Lecter parody. Oh well.
alvin rhodes - December 07, 2006 - Report this comment
hmmmmm....wasn't one of the reindeer named "donner"?
Meriadoc - December 07, 2006 - Report this comment
How risky this task, it.... :-)
John Barry - December 07, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks again, you three.

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