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Song Parodies -> "My Jalopy Won’t Move"

Original Song Title:

"I Put a Spell on You"

Original Performer:

Screamin' Jay Hawkins

Parody Song Title:

"My Jalopy Won’t Move"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

My jalopy won’t move—
I think it’s time
to treat it like a horse’s hooves…
one that’s dyin’,
then reapplyin’.
And turned into mastic
with which can be bound
items made of plastic
that are smashed but then glued and rebound.
My jalopy’s like hooves
to be refined,

Like those hooves,
it is moved
away to
where they do
“rebirth” now.
It goes from there
to a completely
new life.
Endowed, I’ll soon see,
with my jalopy’s “hooves”:
new cars that shine.

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