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Song Parodies -> "Where My Cats Go Poo-Poo"

Original Song Title:

"Chatanooga Choo Choo"

Original Performer:

Glen Miller

Parody Song Title:

"Where My Cats Go Poo-Poo"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

Gardening, I discovered where my cats go poo-poo:
Tracks in a line led to feline fecal find.

I had to ford a stream of whizz to reach that poo-poo:
About a square yard of cat crap buried there.

They left their pent-up anal rations in a quarter-foot bore;
I'm lucky they didn't leave sh*tballs on the floor.

Dinner through feliners; now I'm like a miner,
Digging for nuggets that won't be keepers—finders.

Soon I'll wet my whistle. . .throw down eight at the bar,
Now I'm on my tenth, you see, I favor sidecars.

Shoveled those logrolls in to a bin that's holdin'
Poo-poo from cats that are crap all-stars.

There's gonna be a "curtains" party—strangulation.
Satin and lace on their necks won't leave a trace.

They're gonna lie in the deep hole that I have just dug in the loam.
Those cats who did the poo-poo: the lord is callin' them home.

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Voting Results

 
Pacing: 4.9
How Funny: 4.0
Overall Rating: 4.0

Total Votes: 9

Voting Breakdown

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    Pacing How Funny Overall Rating
 1   0
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 2   0
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 3   0
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 4   1
 1
 1
 
 5   8
 6
 6
 

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Guy - September 16, 2004 - Report this comment
This is a fun song to parody. I've done it twice. Don't know why the voter above me oned you on funny and overall. I guess he/she doesn't like cats or something.
John Barry - September 16, 2004 - Report this comment
Annoying, ain't it when pusillanimous putzes give you a low score simply because they have an apparent gripe with content? Oh well. Thanks to you.
Rick D - September 16, 2004 - Report this comment
Just like in the movies, you can kill off hundreds of humans, but if you even hint at harming a cat or dog, you piss people off. In the dark comedy "The War of the Roses" there was a scene where Kathleen Turner supposedly cooks Michael Douglas' dog and feeds it to him. They had to include a shot of the dog hiding under a chair to let the audience know the puppy was "okay". That gives me an idea......
alvin rhodes - September 16, 2004 - Report this comment
fun to sing along with...5s
Johnny D - September 16, 2004 - Report this comment
This is hilarious, JB, 5's from me. Don't let the 1's here bug you.... they're probably from you-know-who, that four-letter-word who has an anti-feces-fetish and who seems to derive intense sexual gratification from voting-down parodies that mention any kind of metabolic by-products.
John Barry - September 16, 2004 - Report this comment
Yes, JD--perspective. And time for more coprolalia.
2Eagle - September 22, 2004 - Report this comment
Best one yet - 5's. I love cats, but I can't live with them and I can't live without them.

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