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Song Parodies -> "Don't Ask, Don't Tell's the Rule"
Original Song Title:
"I Put a Spell on You"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Screamin' Jay Hawkins
Parody Song Title:
"Don't Ask, Don't Tell's the Rule"
Parody Written by:
John A. Barry
The Lyrics
Don’t ask, don’t tell’s the rule.
It’s asinine.
Bill will be dropped if he likes Stu,
So he’s lyin’
’bout his likes, lyin’.
Oh, Bill speaks Arabic—
They don’t want him ’round
Helping; he’d be banned quick—
With a man he’d happen to be found.
Don’t ask, don’t tell. What fools
Devised this kind
Of line?
It’s a rule
Made by mule-
headed tools
Who are fools, ruling out
Talent out there
So this policy
Is a rout.
No queries!
Don’t ask don’t tell may rule
Out talent fine.
It’s asinine.
Bill will be dropped if he likes Stu,
So he’s lyin’
’bout his likes, lyin’.
Oh, Bill speaks Arabic—
They don’t want him ’round
Helping; he’d be banned quick—
With a man he’d happen to be found.
Don’t ask, don’t tell. What fools
Devised this kind
Of line?
It’s a rule
Made by mule-
headed tools
Who are fools, ruling out
Talent out there
So this policy
Is a rout.
No queries!
Don’t ask don’t tell may rule
Out talent fine.
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Another gem, it RULES!!!
We just can't quell this dude, He writes so fine. Don't ask what I voted and I won't tell you it was 555.
Thanks, Mark, blackjack.
i'm telling everyone i gave ya 5s
Screamin' J. Barry RULES!!!! I'll tell everyone to 555 this parody!! Echoing all comments above!
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