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Song Parodies -> "Don't Ask, Don't Tell's the Rule"

Original Song Title:

"I Put a Spell on You"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Screamin' Jay Hawkins

Parody Song Title:

"Don't Ask, Don't Tell's the Rule"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

Don’t ask, don’t tell’s the rule.
It’s asinine.
Bill will be dropped if he likes Stu,
So he’s lyin’
’bout his likes, lyin’.

Oh, Bill speaks Arabic—
They don’t want him ’round
Helping; he’d be banned quick—
With a man he’d happen to be found.

Don’t ask, don’t tell. What fools
Devised this kind
Of line?

It’s a rule
Made by mule-
headed tools
Who are fools, ruling out
Talent out there
So this policy
Is a rout.

No queries!

Don’t ask don’t tell may rule
Out talent fine.

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Voting Results

 
Pacing: 4.8
How Funny: 4.8
Overall Rating: 4.8

Total Votes: 5

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Mark Scotti - July 22, 2009 - Report this comment
Another gem, it RULES!!!
blackjack21 - July 22, 2009 - Report this comment
We just can't quell this dude, He writes so fine. Don't ask what I voted and I won't tell you it was 555.
John Barry - July 22, 2009 - Report this comment
Thanks, Mark, blackjack.
alvin - July 22, 2009 - Report this comment
i'm telling everyone i gave ya 5s
Christie Marie M - July 22, 2009 - Report this comment
Screamin' J. Barry RULES!!!! I'll tell everyone to 555 this parody!! Echoing all comments above!

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