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Song Parodies -> "The Bitch Is Wack"

Original Song Title:

"The Bitch Is Back"

Original Performer:

Elton John

Parody Song Title:

"The Bitch Is Wack"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

She can justify all kinds of jive,
Lame of brain, with a winking eye.
Times ain’t changing—she’s proving that;
Mind still feeble as ketch captain in a windless tack.

Eats meat she spied through a gun sight,
Fishin’ for hake on a salmon delight.
She’s a bitch abetting the Faux-shill news,
But her cries—can’t believe ’em: lipsticked pots of poo.

Yeah, the bitch, yeah, the bitch. . .
Oh! The bitch is back:
Nome-cold ogre whose gray matter does lack.
What a bitch, what a bitch.
She’s invested in whom?
Joe plumbers, whose numbers leave much “big tent” room.

Bereft left brain, this wench, insane,
Selfish troll who’s droppin’ game.
She’s got nice clothes, bought by fat cats—
A many ten thou’s habit for this bitch who’s wack.

She’s a bitch, she’s a bitch,
Oh! The bitch is wack,
Nome-cold guvnor whose tenure went off track.
Lipstick quit, chickenshit,
She’s indebted to whom?
Joe plumbers whose numbers might make book sales boom.

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Pacing: 5.0
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Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 5

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Guy - August 25, 2009 - Report this comment
John - Setting aside political opposition on this matter, I must say this is one "honey" of a write. I knew immediately who the subject was when I read the 5TH line of this parody. But who would have made the better VP? The Bidge as you call her or Joe the Biden? I comment, you decide. I wanted to vote present but the write is so well done that I have to 5 it.
LittleBuckShot - August 25, 2009 - Report this comment
Pirate Jack Le Bray . . . you doth love her so . . . MsSarah Aye, this LadyNomed giveth you chills & spills, SirSweaty !
Fiddlegirl - August 25, 2009 - Report this comment
You must be the "pit bull" half of the question... ;) But at least you were witty about it! So, what the heck-- 555.
John Barry - August 25, 2009 - Report this comment
Thanks Guy (point taken), LBS, Fiddlegirl.
Michael Pacholek - August 28, 2009 - Report this comment
Oh, there ya go agin', John, makin' me give ya a five, you betcha. Don't ever quit like she did.

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