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Song Parodies -> "Quell Those Muslims in the Vater' (He Treasures ‘Mein Kampf’)"

Original Song Title:

"Hello Muddah, Hello Faddah (A Letter from Camp)"

Original Performer:

Allan Sherman

Parody Song Title:

"Quell Those Muslims in the Vater' (He Treasures ‘Mein Kampf’)"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

Quell those Muslims in the Vater-
land, like Ferdie’s Kampf Granada.
1492: the Spain king
decreed that no Moors (or Jews) would be remaining.

Guy is liking a host Whitey;
than Le Pen, MUCH more far right he.
If he should become the winner,
I wonder whom he’ll pick for his neo-Himmler?
He is a consummate hater,
who’s trumped his role as race-baiter;
yet of his butt, some are kissy!
On his lip soon will be a patch of hair bristly.
A xenophobe. . .others scare him.
A demagogue, so beware him.
He’ll tell you, he’s a real smarty--
represents what’s become of the Grand Old Party
(would have been right at home in the Nazi party).

Send them home, the Muslims; Vater-
land says, “No!” And, “Wetbacks: ‘nada’!”
This crazy
gives the sane quite a scare. . .
even more fright’ning than his hair.
Send them home,
all the Hispanic girls and boys.
Jews? Well, OK. But better, goys.
He won’t send them away—
not now. But then one day. . . ?
(With puffed-up puss, “yuge” bray,
he sounds/looks like Il Duce.)

Here in Vaterland, no Muslims!
Every single mosque needs muzzlin’.
Once they’re gone, no one will miss ’em,
but until he can kick ’em out, he’ll just diss ’em.

Under min’rets, they are wailing;
all Muezzin should get jailing
for that pray call.
He’ll not let ’em
in, and those who are here now—he will eject ’em
(and the country will be f**ked if we elect ’im).
(Many demented abettors,
some of whom don’t even know alphabet letters.)

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Rob Arndt - December 10, 2015 - Report this comment
Hope they don't read this in Kattstadt! 555!
Dr Giorgio Coniglio dec - December 10, 2015 - Report this comment
Didn't like this at first - seems way too complex for Allan Sherman, e.g. "Ferdie's Kampf Granada", and I had trouble getting into the linebreak-shtick, but it grew on me with 2nd read. 5s
Rob Arndt - December 10, 2015 - Report this comment
In case someone doesn't get my former comment: Trump's paternal grandparents were German immigrants. His father was German and mother, Scottish. Grandparents came from Kattstadt. In Germany, they don't refer to him as Herr Trump, but Hair Trump ;-)
Rob Arndt - December 10, 2015 - Report this comment
D'oh... Make that, Kallstadt!!! Btw, the name was Dumpf and was anglicized by the Grandfather.
Rob Arndt - December 10, 2015 - Report this comment
Drumpf! (Today is not my day)!
Patrick - December 10, 2015 - Report this comment
The Nazis recruited Muslims in the Balkans and gave them distinctive uniforms and headgear.
Rob Arndt - December 10, 2015 - Report this comment
Jonathan - December 10, 2015 - Report this comment
I can kind of see where Trump's coming from on this one what I mean is some Muslims maybe peaceful but we're having to deal with the constant threat of them gunning us down/beheading us/bombing us JUST for being Christian or other non-Islamic religions and yes I'm aware that many moons ago Christians were going to the same extremes and I as a Christian can acknowledge that it was wrong but we've since mellowed out considerably and it seems like the Muslims are going to have to do the same if they are to be seen as the peaceful people they try to pass themselves off as! live and let live as I always say! 5's

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