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Song Parodies -> "Vile Pup, Your Sheltie, Poo’d"

Original Song Title:

"I Put a Spell on You"

Original Performer:

Screamin' Jay Hawkins

Parody Song Title:

"Vile Pup, Your Sheltie, Poo’d"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

Vile pup, your Sheltie, poo’d
Past your yard line.
You’d better stop that doggie doo,
I ain’t lying
Or you’ll be cryin’.

Because I can’t stand it
When he’s layin’ down
Doggie logs that rankle,
Hang off ankles when I amble ’round.

Next time your Sheltie poos
Past your yard line. . .
End time.

Doggie poo,
Doggie doo,
Doggie loo,
Doggie through,
This I vow. . .
I find out there
One more fecal spree. . .
Disgorged one now!

Now hear this:
Kblam! Your Sheltie’s through,
Thanks to my 9 [mm].

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Voting Results

Pacing: 4.9
How Funny: 4.8
Overall Rating: 4.6

Total Votes: 8

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Mark Scotti - November 03, 2010 - Report this comment
We're currently raising a sheltie pup, and I CAN RELATE!!!
Patrick - November 03, 2010 - Report this comment
No matter what the breed, all dogs will shihtzu on your carpet every chance they get.
Lady-K-nine - November 03, 2010 - Report this comment
Sir, I'll put a ' leash ' on you !
Andy Primus - November 03, 2010 - Report this comment
Hilarious - LOL @ doggie logs
Tommy Turtle - November 03, 2010 - Report this comment
DK dogs had shells... or that "sheltie" was an adjective meaning "shelled", lol. ... So, how many does this make -- past 300 yet? Fives for this one.

btw, was that a K-9mm? :-D
Old Man Ribber - November 04, 2010 - Report this comment
Nice bit of dog-gerel here. ;D

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