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Song Parodies -> "Vile Pup, Your Sheltie, Poo’d"
Original Song Title:
"I Put a Spell on You"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Screamin' Jay Hawkins
Parody Song Title:
"Vile Pup, Your Sheltie, Poo’d"
Parody Written by:
John A. Barry
The Lyrics
Vile pup, your Sheltie, poo’d
Past your yard line.
You’d better stop that doggie doo,
I ain’t lying
Or you’ll be cryin’.
Because I can’t stand it
When he’s layin’ down
Doggie logs that rankle,
Hang off ankles when I amble ’round.
Next time your Sheltie poos
Past your yard line. . .
End time.
Doggie poo,
Doggie doo,
Doggie loo,
Doggie through,
This I vow. . .
I find out there
One more fecal spree. . .
Disgorged one now!
Now hear this:
Kblam! Your Sheltie’s through,
Thanks to my 9 [mm].
Past your yard line.
You’d better stop that doggie doo,
I ain’t lying
Or you’ll be cryin’.
Because I can’t stand it
When he’s layin’ down
Doggie logs that rankle,
Hang off ankles when I amble ’round.
Next time your Sheltie poos
Past your yard line. . .
End time.
Doggie poo,
Doggie doo,
Doggie loo,
Doggie through,
This I vow. . .
I find out there
One more fecal spree. . .
Disgorged one now!
Now hear this:
Kblam! Your Sheltie’s through,
Thanks to my 9 [mm].
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We're currently raising a sheltie pup, and I CAN RELATE!!!
No matter what the breed, all dogs will shihtzu on your carpet every chance they get.
Sir, I'll put a ' leash ' on you !
Hilarious - LOL @ doggie logs
DK dogs had shells... or that "sheltie" was an adjective meaning "shelled", lol. ... So, how many does this make -- past 300 yet? Fives for this one.
btw, was that a K-9mm? :-D
btw, was that a K-9mm? :-D
Nice bit of dog-gerel here. ;D
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