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Song Parodies -> "Ageless, Nefarious"

Original Song Title:

"Age of Aquarius"

Original Performer:

Fifth Dimension

Parody Song Title:

"Ageless, Nefarious"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

When the moon has risen, don’t go out—
They’ll chew you up and dine on parts;
Each piece a thighs and gams fete:
Their lunch under the stars.

They leave at dawning, and they’re ageless nefarious,
Ageless, nefarious,
Nefarious, nefarious.

Hearts pumping the blood they’re lapping—
Sipping hemoglobin, drowning.
So gore vaults from the incisions;
No-more-living teams’ excisions.
Sipping, lipping red libation
Just like wine, in celebration.
Nefarious, nefarious.

When the moon has risen, don’t go out—
Your juice they’ll purge, the “wine” from heart.
They’ll feast on thighs like plantains;
For lunch, they’ll try each part.

They leave at dawning, and they’re ageless nefarious,
Tasty neck fare degust,
Neck fare will gush,
Neck fare will gush.

Dread the sunshine, dread the sun shinin’
The sun shinin’.
Dead in sunshine, dead if sun’s shinin’
If sun’s shinin’.
Dead from sunk spike, dead from sunk spikin’,
From sunk spikin’.

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Old Man Ribber - October 30, 2009 - Report this comment
Let the pun-shine in! ;)
Mam-Au-Gams - October 30, 2009 - Report this comment
aLunching under the Stars . . . How romantic, PirateJack !
BroomStick AIR-lines - October 30, 2009 - Report this comment
H A P P Y ~ H A L L O W 's e V e . . . to all the ~Fine Knights oParody~ ! Remember to FREE the Holees & Feed the Ho-Less
Johnny D - October 30, 2009 - Report this comment
Diggin' your creatively encyclopedic quest for syllabically-matching letterisms!
Leo Keough - October 30, 2009 - Report this comment
Thing theory taken to the 10th dimension!!!...Great job on all the Halloween stuff this month!!!...555!!!
blackjack21 - October 31, 2009 - Report this comment
Always liked that word: nefarious. "They'll feast on thighs like plantains" Now that's good stuff, 555. Great work on the Halloween gore fest.

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