Song Parodies -> Ageless, Nefarious
| Original Song Title: | "Age of Aquarius" |
| Original Performer: | Fifth Dimension |
| Parody Song Title: | "Ageless, Nefarious" |
| Parody Written by: | John A. Barry |
When the moon has risen, don’t go out—
They’ll chew you up and dine on parts;
Each piece a thighs and gams fete:
Their lunch under the stars.
They leave at dawning, and they’re ageless nefarious,
Ageless, nefarious,
Nefarious, nefarious.
Hearts pumping the blood they’re lapping—
Sipping hemoglobin, drowning.
So gore vaults from the incisions;
No-more-living teams’ excisions.
Sipping, lipping red libation
Just like wine, in celebration.
Nefarious, nefarious.
When the moon has risen, don’t go out—
Your juice they’ll purge, the “wine” from heart.
They’ll feast on thighs like plantains;
For lunch, they’ll try each part.
They leave at dawning, and they’re ageless nefarious,
Tasty neck fare degust,
Neck fare will gush,
Neck fare will gush.
Dread the sunshine, dread the sun shinin’
The sun shinin’.
Dead in sunshine, dead if sun’s shinin’
If sun’s shinin’.
Dead from sunk spike, dead from sunk spikin’,
From sunk spikin’.
They’ll chew you up and dine on parts;
Each piece a thighs and gams fete:
Their lunch under the stars.
They leave at dawning, and they’re ageless nefarious,
Ageless, nefarious,
Nefarious, nefarious.
Hearts pumping the blood they’re lapping—
Sipping hemoglobin, drowning.
So gore vaults from the incisions;
No-more-living teams’ excisions.
Sipping, lipping red libation
Just like wine, in celebration.
Nefarious, nefarious.
When the moon has risen, don’t go out—
Your juice they’ll purge, the “wine” from heart.
They’ll feast on thighs like plantains;
For lunch, they’ll try each part.
They leave at dawning, and they’re ageless nefarious,
Tasty neck fare degust,
Neck fare will gush,
Neck fare will gush.
Dread the sunshine, dread the sun shinin’
The sun shinin’.
Dead in sunshine, dead if sun’s shinin’
If sun’s shinin’.
Dead from sunk spike, dead from sunk spikin’,
From sunk spikin’.
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Let the pun-shine in! ;)
aLunching under the Stars . . . How romantic, PirateJack !
H A P P Y ~ H A L L O W 's e V e . . . to all the ~Fine Knights oParody~ ! Remember to FREE the Holees & Feed the Ho-Less
Diggin' your creatively encyclopedic quest for syllabically-matching letterisms!
Thing theory taken to the 10th dimension!!!...Great job on all the Halloween stuff this month!!!...555!!!
Always liked that word: nefarious. "They'll feast on thighs like plantains" Now that's good stuff, 555. Great work on the Halloween gore fest.
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