She climbs a tree—could be risky:
that head might get a tear.
Lad need not get a piece of lass
to rip that rift down there.
Not like popping a pimple
Caused by ingrown facial hair.
Let’s review the post-clitoral litany.

Riding on a bicycle
with a seat as hard as steel
could be what’s going to break that thing;
it wouldn’t be the wheel.
That’s one thing that could break it;
If she pedaled with much zeal,
Maria might be tagged with “nonchastity.”

A girl can get down there, you know, a gaffe. . .
don’t need a great big staff.

How do you pop the prong-shun of Maria?
Need not be a belay pin through the down.
How do you pop that gird that’s in Maria?
A fillip on it or splits done on the ground?

Many a thing could blow out that repeller
aiming at it from a sunder man.
What can take it away?
Something with which she might play,
manipulated deftly with her hand.

How do you pop the prong-shun of Maria?
Yes, it could be a poon ream. . .stiffened gland.

If it’s in her, then contused
could the breech be—at least bruised.
This might not be so—perhaps a big cuke ran
up there and wrecked that taut tether
when she gardened in hot weather,
the slit parting for a pleasing piercing yam.

Well, I guess by now you’ve guessed:
many things could be ingressed
or external forces could have torqued the girl.
Could have jumped into a pile
of leaves of rake-left-in style.
Make that head break
pains and stains and drains aswirl.

How do you pop the prong-shun of Maria?
Need not be a belay pin large and round.
How do you pop what ’s sturdy ’s Manzanita?
A Phillip on it or splits, then falling down?

Many a thing has broken girls’ repeller,
and it need not be a sunder man/
What can take it away?
Many prospects, night or day.
She might know or she might not understand.

So, how do you pop the prong-shun of Maria,
’specially a poon seam of a nun unmanned?