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Song Parodies -> "Hands-Free Man"

Original Song Title:


Original Performer:

Del Shannon

Parody Song Title:

"Hands-Free Man"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

Hey, girls, gams around
Lips that I'm gonna put on mound.
Hey, ladies, I am your hands-free man.

I am the kind who uses a lingual tool,
Your hamlet of love rimed with my drool,
I frigs open parts with my speech-schooly gland.

If your open part be fleeced with hair,
I'll mangia till it's free.
I lip your sweet thing; it swells and I fress
Cunning runt, spoonery.

Here is that twain thing I want to splay,
Bucally, spread it fore hours of play.
I frigs open parts with my speech-schooly gland.

Come, come, come,
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Come, come, come,
My tongue lungin', tubey.

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Pacing: 4.2
How Funny: 3.7
Overall Rating: 3.7

Total Votes: 6

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alvin rhodes - May 19, 2005 - Report this comment
silly me...i thought this was a paraplegic song...wonderfully twisted
Red Ant - May 20, 2005 - Report this comment
John, you're such a cunning linguist.

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