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Song Parodies -> "Park Over There. Damn, It’ full!"

Original Song Title:

"Scarborough Fair/Canticle"

Original Performer:

Simon & Garfunkel

Parody Song Title:

"Park Over There. Damn, It’ full!"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

Start by going with car over there
Parking space, don’t worry we’ll find
Remember meter maid who works there?
She once loved to screw with a fine

Told me tickets are easy to shirk
(On the side of a hill we would lay on the green)
Parking space, don’t worry we’ll find
(Thrilled to the marrow, I’d make for the mound)
I must admit, it takes some work
(We’d yank off clothes then be wildly mountin’)
Sheesh! There is none in this car line
(Sleep with her till she heard the klaxons call)

Hell, we can find in this acre of land
(I would slide up her hill and sprinkle it with seed)
Parking space, don’t worry; it’s fine
(Washing in waves as it slipped in, not sere)
Between the chopped Charger and the Jeep Grand
(I’d squeeze in there, and it would be fun)
I can see it’s too tight to drive

We couldn’t reap it, and it gives me displeasure
(A fellow splaying the parted vermillion)
Parking space I worry we’ll find
(Genitals portaged, then you know the drill)
The space absence appalls; perhaps we will never
(A tube bite from her maw could never be forgotten)
Get to see a space, I’m resigned

Arrgh! We’re going to park anywhere
Car in space near a blurred red line
Me-membered meter maid who works there
She once loved--now screws with with a fine

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alvin - May 07, 2009 - Report this comment
parking fine of $555
Arwen - May 07, 2009 - Report this comment
Parking is such a pet peeve of mine...I can NEVER get the spot I want, but it's always available when I trudge past it after parking 30 miles back in the field behind the office.
Christie Marie M - May 07, 2009 - Report this comment
It sucks every time I can't find a better parking space. I'm scared to just park anywhere because I'm afraid of getting a ticket. Never had a ticket and I'm not about to start. My bro also got his car towed in Newark when he had to go get a drug test there. Another fear I would encounter. I don't go to any place where I can't find any parking. When I used to work at Shop Rite, they employee parking lot is usually full so I'm force to park on the street. Anyways, great parody. I echo all comments above!
Leo Keough - May 07, 2009 - Report this comment
Nice job of rhyming!!! - 555
Mark Scotti - May 07, 2009 - Report this comment
Lovely song, taking the sting out of the hell everyone goes through on occasion! Lot 555 is open always...
Invisible Boy - May 07, 2009 - Report this comment
Great writing and a fine tale...somehow the phrase "pumping the meter" comes to mind...(or do they only say that out here?)
Jim Rotondo - May 07, 2009 - Report this comment
Excellent John, I'm amazed AGAIN that we've chosen the same OS on the same day. Next Dec. 22, join me in walking in the Mall parking lot with an empty Macy's bag, just walk up and down the aisles and enjoy the attention of folks following you with this parody's dilemma.
Timmy1000 - May 07, 2009 - Report this comment
Nice job, particularly on the lines in between the main song lines - very clever.
John A. Barry - May 07, 2009 - Report this comment
Thanks, Alvin, Arwen, Christie, Leo, Mark, IB, Jim, Timmy.
AFW - May 07, 2009 - Report this comment
Interesting undertones, here...
Andy Primus - May 07, 2009 - Report this comment
Great job - sounds like the town needs 555 more bays
Guy - May 07, 2009 - Report this comment
This moves just like they raised the "parkin' rent". Fine job Sir John. A prime parking space in Texas in the summer is not always the closest to the destination point - it's one in the shade.
MadamePark - May 07, 2009 - Report this comment
Captain Jack Barrow, Chips Ahoy, Sir Sweaty, as I see thee in your glory of ardor, attempting to squeeze into the harbor!
malcolm higgins - May 11, 2009 - Report this comment
wonderful take, John. Awesome entry...

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