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Song Parodies -> "Secrete Anus Grams"

Original Song Title:

"Secret Agent Man"

Original Performer:

Johnny Rivers

Parody Song Title:

"Secrete Anus Grams"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

There’s a plan to put a man in danger.
The tool’s a mule; he got a rank arranger.
A big movement he makes; several balloons he takes.
This body cavity is quite narrow.

Secrete anus grams, secrete anus grams.
They stuff it up his bummer and put him on a plane.

Beware he must be, or be in a bind.
Suspicious looks might lead to his behind.

He must be careful today
or he’ll give himself away
and find himself in a jail cell tight, narrow.

Secrete anus grams, secrete anus grams.
They stuff it up his bummer; if he ain’t caught, he’ll gain.

Fastin’ till he’s passed through the Customs bay.
He allays his hunger for just about one day.
He can’t let the package slip,
or else the balloon might rip
He wants intestines as dry as a pharaoh.

Secrete anus grams, secrete anus grams.
He’s gonna need a plumber when he gets off the plane.

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Pacing: 5.0
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Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 1

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Jonathan - June 05, 2020 - Report this comment
man, the ol' place is kinda dead right now, isn't it? 5s.

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