“Ben”: We’ve had two; why do we need more?
Especially when the third’s a bore.
Why’d anyone try to clone
two classics with this drone?
Go to view it, you’ll see:
There was no need for three
(it’s bombing shamefully).

“Ben” is like nearly all remake fare
(remake fare):
Inferior—one as good is rare
(very rare!).
The worst turkey of this kind—
were they out of their mind?!—
it was the biggest “D’oh!”
The remake of “Psycho”
the worst of all did blow.

First “Ben” they’d see silently.
run time: 2:23.
Then in ’59 we’d see
Heston hector grandly.

“Ben”: ben [sic] there, done that; there is no way
the third take has anything to say.
Mostly CGI, the view,
a mostly no-name crew…
Morgan Freeman did lend
his name to this take on “Ben.”
Amen
for “Ben”?
Godsend?
Dead end.