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Song Parodies -> "Fries Will Be My Doom"

Original Song Title:

"Fly Me to the Moon"

Original Performer:

Frank Sinatra

Parody Song Title:

"Fries Will Be My Doom"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

Fries will be my doom—
They make the arteries hard.
Still, these greasy things I like:
I’m a nutrition retard.

I suffer GERD ’cause I plan
A supper scourge, tasty filling.

Ill’s my heart; it’s wrong
To eat these things, ’cause lipids soar.
Nonetheless, I long for
All the worst shit in the store.

I suffer GERD ’cause I chew
A supper scourge, a lunch too.

Ill-wind farts are strong—
It’s a stink you can’t ignore.
The appalling pong soars
To your nostrils; you get sore
And utter words such as “Euw!”
And other words that are blue.

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Pacing: 4.8
How Funny: 4.2
Overall Rating: 4.2

Total Votes: 4

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Rumen'ator - May 27, 2011 - Report this comment
Regurgitatin' ya fives (cud this was great!)

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