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Song Parodies -> "I’ll Pump Up Wealth, Thank You"

Original Song Title:

"I Put a Spell on You"

Original Performer:

Screamin' Jay Hawkins

Parody Song Title:

"I’ll Pump Up Wealth, Thank You"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

I’ll pump up wealth if you
give me a sign
that you’ll stake me to a small slew
of bucks—buy in
and help this guy win.

I can no more gamble
without a fresh round
of swag I can handle
and then lay it on the table down
to pump up wealth; won’t you
give me a sign…
I’ll sign.

A small slew…
me from you;
that’ll do.
When I’m through, then redounds
more than your share
for assisting me.

Lost! I screech, “Zounds,
don’t beat me!”

But then you delve, ’cause you
boxed me in pine.

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