Teddy's dad was really really bad
Ted Cruz’ dad was really really bad
Teddy's dad was really really bad
Teddy's dad spawned a really bad lad

Teddy had a daddy who wasn't cool (wasn't cool)
He got Oswald to play the fool (play the fool)
We know now why he took that Dallas trip (Dallas trip)
Upon that Mauser he had an extremely firm grip (very firm grip)

You know that that schmuck Lee Harvey was just a patsy
He wasn't the one that killed Kennedy

Teddy's dad was really really bad
He sired an ugly extremely loathsome lad
Down in Dallas he committed a felony
He made the nation sad, so really bad is Teddy's dad

Teddy's dad is really really bad
Teddy's dad spawned a really bad lad

Teddy's dad pulled on the nation a giant con (a big con)
We thought we had the killer, we were wrong (oh so wrong)
Ruby got to Lee Harvey who wasn't spared (wasn't spared)
To find the true killer, it seemed that no one cared (no one seemed to care)

It's true that the hit was a conspiracy
But Teddy's dad was able to pin blame on Lee Harvey

Teddy's dad was really really bad
He sired an ugly and quite obnoxious lad
Oswald the patsy dispatched by Jack Ruby
He made the nation sad, so really bad is Teddy's dad

Teddy's dad was really really bad
He sired an ugly and quite repellent lad
After, the rush to judgment helped him to go free
He made the nation sad, oh so
(Truly truly sad)
Really bad is Teddy's dad