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Song Parodies -> "I’m Teeming with a White Crick Mass"
Original Song Title:
"I'm Dreaming of a White Christmas"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Bing Crosby
Parody Song Title:
"I’m Teeming with a White Crick Mass"
Parody Written by:
John A. Barry
The Lyrics
I’m teeming with a white Crick mass,
gush time for plumbing primed to go
toward the ceiling, stickin’
when fingers quicken
to steer whey quelled till it blows
I’m streaming out a white Crick mass—
this venery calms me at night.
Whey-fling dreams of Mary delight
and straight awl gorged bigness in sheath tight.
gush time for plumbing primed to go
toward the ceiling, stickin’
when fingers quicken
to steer whey quelled till it blows
I’m streaming out a white Crick mass—
this venery calms me at night.
Whey-fling dreams of Mary delight
and straight awl gorged bigness in sheath tight.
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