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Song Parodies -> "All This Throng with 'Watchtower'"

Original Song Title:

"All Along the Watchtower"

Original Performer:

Bob Dylan

Parody Song Title:

"All This Throng with 'Watchtower'"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

I must ease them straight out of here;
They try to stoke their beliefs.
Like no blood transfusions,
You can't vent in no reefs.
And they frown on drinkin' wine. . .
Ploughed men--there's a dearth.
Politely I hear their line,
Which doesn't come from planet Earth.

Really must get them exited,
So reef I light and smoke.
I tell them a homunculus
Is what I worship--"Have a toke?"
I shmooze and ask them if loon Jack'
Does represent their faith.
If so, then false must be his vows,
He's a pederast wraith.

All this throng with "Watchtower". . .
Pitch them from my view.
These men and women seem hell-bent
On disturbing you.

Mouths run like long-distance
Calls while you've sat down
To dine; they won't stop broaching
The pitches they propound.

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alvin rhodes - September 22, 2006 - Report this comment
my fave of the day
TJC - September 22, 2006 - Report this comment
"they won't stop broaching The pitches they propound.",,, how do you come up with this stuff.... great!
John Barry - September 22, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks Alvin, TJC (I just let the phonemes float around in my head till something seems to click)
2Eagle - September 22, 2006 - Report this comment
Jehovah's Witnesses do not frown on drinking - just drunkenness. You ought to read the Watchtower sometime. You could learn something.
Jimi Hendrix - September 23, 2006 - Report this comment
I did this song!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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