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Song Parodies -> "Watchin’ in a Window, Though It’s Banned"

Original Song Title:

"Walkin' in a Winter Wonderland"

Original Performer:

Various Artists

Parody Song Title:

"Watchin’ in a Window, Though It’s Banned"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

’rrayed belles fling
duds, undressin’.
There’s no way. . .
learned my lesson.
A boobiful sight;
those mams/ma’ams look alright!
Watchin’ in a window, though it’s banned.

Gawk away at a nude “bird”;
command “Nay!” an eschewed word.
It lifts, my love prong;
what I do is wrong:
gawkin’ in a window, though it’s banned.

When the threads go, I am thrilled—a show fan;
at least I am not some arson clown.
Away I get carried, and my og’ plan
is do a viewing job all over town.

Later on, they retire. . .
gets me steamed, fired with ire.
Next day, an ingrate
until it gets late. . .
Watchin’ in a window, though it’s banned.

Then the threads go, I am thrilled and grow span;
place to place I roam—my circuit ’round,
hoping that I do not hear a “No, man!”
from a cop who has a beat to pound.

When tits show, I ain’t chilling!—
caverno-sum is filling.
I ogle away, then hear a voice say:
“Caught ya!”
In a windowless cell crammed.

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Pacing: 5.0
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Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 7

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Timmy1000 - December 22, 2014 - Report this comment
Glad to see you have the winter spirit, JB. "A boobiful sight" is a great line. Too bad the yarn ends sadly. 555 days for you.
Jonathan - December 22, 2014 - Report this comment
one of the Breast "Winter Wonderland" parodies I've seen... I mean Best! one of the BEST "Winter Wonderland" parodies I've seen! 5's

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