Aloe wetter, juicy aloe wetter,
Aloe wetter, jerk ta flume a spray.
Jerk ta flume a spray from head,
Jerk away till fully bled.
Spray from head
Spray from head
Aloe wet,
Aloe wet.
Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh!!!!!!!

Aloe wetter, juicy aloe wetter,
Aloe wetter, jerk ta flume a spray.
Jerk ta flume a spray in bed,
Working till you've maid your bed.
Spray in bed,
Spray in bed,
Spray from head
Spray from head
Aloe wet,
Aloe wet.
Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh!!!!!!!
[Repeat pattern throughout]

Aloe wetter. . . .
Jerk ta flume a spray, a coup
De grâce; what does it mean, coup?*
Spray, a coup. . . .

Aloe wetter. . . .
Jerk ta flume a spray so high--
Squirts directly in your eye.
Spray so high. . . .

Aloe wetter. . . .
Jerk ta flume a spray, although--
Jerk too much, you're spayed Play Dough
Spayed Play Dough. . . .

Aloe wetter. . . .
Jerk ta flume a spray, your eyes
Crossed at point between your thighs.
Spray your eyes. . . .

Aloe wetter. . . .
Jerk ta flume a spray, your cue:
Antipodes* of your queue*
Spray, your cue. . . .

Aloe wetter. . . .
Jerk ta flume a spray, just jam
It till you produce pearl jam.
Spray pearl jam. . . .

Aloe wetter. . . .
Jerk ta flume a spray; pee way
Is diverted while you play.
Spray, pee way. . . .

*Coup de grâce: literally, blow of mercy; any finishing or decisive stroke. Antipodes [4 syllables]: places diametrically opposite each other. Queue: tail.