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Song Parodies -> "Oh What a Rib Roast—Damn, Food Is Good!"

Original Song Title:

"Over the River and Through the Woods"

Original Performer:

Traditional

Parody Song Title:

"Oh What a Rib Roast—Damn, Food Is Good!"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

Oh what a rib roast—damn, food is good!
For grand noshing, mouth weaned? No!
The course is filet; use mayo? No way!
That whitened shit sure blows!!
Oh what a rib-stick—this food is good!
A chow for dinner ho’.
There’s piggy toes
And escargots
And ground round aplenty. . .mo’!

Oh burp! there’s Ripple, rank hooch ain’t good—
Not a first-rate bouquet.
That shit I won’t drink. . .
Puke in the sink—
Upchuck on Thanksgiving day.
Open the Ripple, clean the stove’s hood.
For this swill I can say:
For scouring it’s sound. . .
Don’t let it be downed;
It’ll be shrank-liver day.

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Stan Hall - November 25, 2009 - Report this comment
For Ripple, no thanks given. For this parody 5s be given.
Christie Marie M - November 25, 2009 - Report this comment
It's nice to see you writing again, though you always write parodies on a regular basis. Another Thanksgiving ditty from you? I did one of my own today titled "Thanksgiving" using Boney M's song. Reading this parody has made my mouth water! 555 slices of rib roast!!
Timmy1000 - November 25, 2009 - Report this comment
This one was a rip roaring laugh, much better than the traditional OS
LilRoastyToasty - November 25, 2009 - Report this comment
. . . R O A S T ~ O N . . . Sir ! !
John Barry - November 25, 2009 - Report this comment
Thanks, all. Enjoy the holidays.
Fiddlegirl - November 25, 2009 - Report this comment
Raising a glass of anything but Ripple to you! Happy Thanksgiving :)
Andria - November 25, 2009 - Report this comment
Very amusing, and I see you used vomiting and alcohol as themes in here, as I often do. I'm flushing the Ripple down the toilet and saluting you with Chateau AmIRight, 5.55% alc./vol., for your great parody.

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