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Song Parodies -> "I Pump to Swell the Tube"

Original Song Title:

"I Put a Spell on You"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Screamin' Jay Hawkins

Parody Song Title:

"I Pump to Swell the Tube"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

I pump to swell the tube,
to make it rise.
I cannot stop till grew
hard as iron.
I keep applyin’
a lot of hand action
to make it grow stout.
Forward than retraction—
this action is what it’s all about.
Pumping to swell the tube:
That is the prize,
great prize.

I pump through
through and through; do
pumping slew
(but not slough)—
it gets round,
I’m almost there
to a victory.
It won’t go down—
hopefully.

I pumped to swell the tube
in tire of bike.


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Patrick - December 07, 2016 - Report this comment
Nice trick ending.

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