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Song Parodies -> "Carolina: Gingrich Scoring"

Original Song Title:

"Carolina in the Morning"

Original Performer:

Miscellaneous

Parody Song Title:

"Carolina: Gingrich Scoring"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

Newt thing was deemed finer by voters in Carolina—
Mitt’s in mourning.
Gnome won, was the beater of the Bain bain, his defeater—
Mitt low scoring.

His a mourning story. . .whining now and sore.
Mitt was dinged, pretty sorry, ’cause he spent millions more.

Polling showed an early lead for Romney; surly burly
In came roaring.
Butterball got numbers up, though he’d had numberless shtups—
Had more flings.

Gingrich was grandstanding champ, at least for one day.
What will voters in Florida say
To Newt, who’s deemed finer by voters in Carolina—
Mitt in mourning.

After-morning story finds him losing score:
Mitt is miffed, pretty sore because he spent millions more.

Polling showed an early lead for Romney; surly burly
Up went soaring.
Butterball got numbers up, though he’d had numberless shtups—
High scoring.

Gingrich is grandstanding champ, at least for one day,
But can faux pious go all the way?

Some don’t find it finer that the Granite State headliner
Digs the Morm thing.

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AFW - January 23, 2012 - Report this comment
I'm not a republican...but I favor Ging over Rom...a forever smiler must have something to hide...you've rung the till with a good parody coin, here
Leo Keough - January 23, 2012 - Report this comment
Newt, Newt, Newt, lookin' like a bad storm...555!!!

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