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Song Parodies -> "He'd Put Borscht Belt on You"

Original Song Title:

"I Put a Spell on You"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Screamin' Jay Hawkins

Parody Song Title:

"He'd Put Borscht Belt on You"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

He'd put Borscht Belt on you:
"So, take my wife. . .
. . .Please!" When Henny kvetched, Catskills crew
On floor lyin',
Laughter's tears cryin'.

You know, he was granddad
Of self puttin' down--
Done the best by Rodney,
The grand "I can't got no respect" clown.

They'd put Borscht Belt on you;
Both lived long lives.
Mocked wives.

Funny Jews,
Quite a few
Funny Jews
Like these two are gone now.

But they've got heirs,
Such as droll Woody
There's Mel--KAPOW!
And Billy. . . .

From the Borscht Belt it grew--
A direct line.

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alvin rhodes - August 23, 2006 - Report this comment
belting out laughter
2Eagle - August 23, 2006 - Report this comment
Five bowls of ckicken soup.
AFW - August 23, 2006 - Report this comment
Was a big fan of Henny, and Rodney...great job, here
John Barry - August 23, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks, Alvin, 2Eagle, AFW.
TJC - August 23, 2006 - Report this comment
Nice concept and contemporary tie ins... Borscht? Can't beet it!

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