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Song Parodies -> "Toe Pain"

Original Song Title:

"Cocaine"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Eric Clapton

Parody Song Title:

"Toe Pain"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

You're annoyed when they shout
As from blocks you burst out:
"No pain!"
Then you hear the next round
As feet pound the ground:
"No gain!"

It's so trite,
It's so trite,
"No pain," right,
"No gain."

The race you will lose;
'Cause too tight are your shoes,
Oh, pain!
When the race is done,
You'll have a big bunion,
Toe pain.

They're too tight!
They're too tight!
They're too tight!
Toe pain

Your feet are filets;
You can't do pliés,
Oh, pain!
Your heel, toward the back,
Turning blue and black,
Mo' pain.

Shoes too tight,
Toes red, bright,
Inject site:
Procaine.
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alvin rhodes - August 30, 2006 - Report this comment
one down, 99 to go...right ?
John Barry - August 30, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks, Alvin. Might do a few more, but 100? Never!
AFW - August 30, 2006 - Report this comment
Looks like you're hooked on coke today, John...nice six pack
TJC - August 30, 2006 - Report this comment
Great, no gout about it!
Meriadoc - August 30, 2006 - Report this comment
Sounds like my feet on a good day....

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